when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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