Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Randomize
