Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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