This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
is it fun? or sober?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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