At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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