Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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