Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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