I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize
