What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
