did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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