im drinking this country out of the recession.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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