PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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