i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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