Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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