Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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