Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The ass gains better be worth it
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