I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
