kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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