Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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