Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
