Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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