She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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