You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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