I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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