I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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