can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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