I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Boobs are out for the taking
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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