why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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