Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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