The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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