I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
