Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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