So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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