But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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