We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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