Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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