It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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