You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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