The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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