I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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