Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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