i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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