I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
