Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dear god my vagina.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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