at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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