that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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