Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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