Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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