Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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