Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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