O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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