69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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