I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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