So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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