More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Two words: nipple clamps
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