He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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